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[OPINION] I Will Kill Every Single Girl In BioShock

m_ba9b2e38d325f5ec62019537d3f8cee9I don’t know why dudes even care about some dumb video game girl.
The way people are talking on the net about not killing this dumb little chick in the game BioShock for Xbox 360 you’d think she was a real person. She’s not. She’s just some little bitch made out of video game code. It doesn’t matter if you kill her.

I haven’t played the game yet, but if I get a chance to I will kill every single girl in BioShock – not even because you get extra powers if you do. I’ll do it just so people will feel bad about it. If they are so wrapped up in their emotions while playing a first person shooter then they need to stop playing video games altogether. We don’t need anymore pussies on Xbox Live.

When I play Madden I don’t hold back on the players and not tackle them just because they might get injured and have to sit out for the rest of the season. Nah, dude – I want that damn ball and if you have it, you’re going down. By the way, if you look at my picture, you’ll see that I’ll do it in real life as well. Don’t nobody touch my football.

Like I said before, we don’t need anymore pussies on Xbox Live so if you’re going to be a little bitch and not kill that girl then put them sticks down and go read a book.

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